I-Empire

Monday, October 5, 2008

Here is my review of I-Empire - Angels and Airwaves



1. Call to Arms
0.5 Stars

This song is terrible, but its catchy, although I hate it with a passion. We're off to a pretty bad start.



2. Everything's Magic
0.1 Stars

Alright, seriously, how the hell did this become a single? How did it get a music video? This is one of the worst songs on the whole album, and the music video is an alternative to gay French porn.



3. Breathe
0.1 Stars

Oh god that song sucked. If this album wants a good rating it needs to bring out some songs that not only teenage girls will like.



4. Love Like Rockets
0 Stars

The name just screams "gay." Do I need to say more?



5. Sirens
0.5 Stars

This song had some "catchyness" to it, I guess, but it was pretty retarded. And also the intro sounds like the intro to TV by Blink 182 off the Buddha and Cheshire Cat albums. Just a little coincidence I noticed.



6. Secret Crowds
0.8 Stars

This song sucks a lot, but its catchy, but I still hate it and probably always will.



7. Star of Bethlehem
0 Stars

That was pretty gay.



8. True Love
0.6 Stars

The lyrics to that song were even gayer, but it was catchy and now it's stuck in my head. This sucks.



9. Lifeline
0 Stars

Seriously, that song sucked so badly, he practically turned fag in the chorus.



10. Jumping Rooftops
0.3 Stars

The music sounded pretty dumb but it was better than some of the songs with words on here.



11. Rite of Spring
0.8 Stars

I can actually tolerate the verses, but the rest of the song has a strong resemblance to Rush by Big Audio Dynamite



12. Heaven
0 Stars

I'm not even gonna try this one.



Song Average: 0.3 Stars
My Overall Average: -3 Stars

What the hell went through my mind when I decided to get this album? This album is terrible, Tom DeLonge made terrible lyrics, which no one could see as creative, but somehow made them catchy to get stuck in your head just to put you through hell. I strongly recommend that you don't get this album, unless you like the sound of what sounds like the screams of a fag being raped while there are guitars being stabbed through a drum set. I hope you enjoyed my review on I-Empire :)