Sunday, October 5, 2008

I-Empire

Monday, October 5, 2008

Here is my review of I-Empire - Angels and Airwaves



1. Call to Arms
0.5 Stars

This song is terrible, but its catchy, although I hate it with a passion. We're off to a pretty bad start.



2. Everything's Magic
0.1 Stars

Alright, seriously, how the hell did this become a single? How did it get a music video? This is one of the worst songs on the whole album, and the music video is an alternative to gay French porn.



3. Breathe
0.1 Stars

Oh god that song sucked. If this album wants a good rating it needs to bring out some songs that not only teenage girls will like.



4. Love Like Rockets
0 Stars

The name just screams "gay." Do I need to say more?



5. Sirens
0.5 Stars

This song had some "catchyness" to it, I guess, but it was pretty retarded. And also the intro sounds like the intro to TV by Blink 182 off the Buddha and Cheshire Cat albums. Just a little coincidence I noticed.



6. Secret Crowds
0.8 Stars

This song sucks a lot, but its catchy, but I still hate it and probably always will.



7. Star of Bethlehem
0 Stars

That was pretty gay.



8. True Love
0.6 Stars

The lyrics to that song were even gayer, but it was catchy and now it's stuck in my head. This sucks.



9. Lifeline
0 Stars

Seriously, that song sucked so badly, he practically turned fag in the chorus.



10. Jumping Rooftops
0.3 Stars

The music sounded pretty dumb but it was better than some of the songs with words on here.



11. Rite of Spring
0.8 Stars

I can actually tolerate the verses, but the rest of the song has a strong resemblance to Rush by Big Audio Dynamite



12. Heaven
0 Stars

I'm not even gonna try this one.



Song Average: 0.3 Stars
My Overall Average: -3 Stars

What the hell went through my mind when I decided to get this album? This album is terrible, Tom DeLonge made terrible lyrics, which no one could see as creative, but somehow made them catchy to get stuck in your head just to put you through hell. I strongly recommend that you don't get this album, unless you like the sound of what sounds like the screams of a fag being raped while there are guitars being stabbed through a drum set. I hope you enjoyed my review on I-Empire :)

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Nevermind

Monday, September 29, 2008

Here is my review on Nevermind - Nirvana



1. Smells Like Teen Spirit
5 Stars

This song is great, but definitely isn't Nirvana's best work. The song always stays as good, no matter how many times you hear it, but there are still a lot of better Nirvana songs, but if you have never heard one, you should listen to this one.



2. In Bloom
4.6 Stars

Very good song the first couple times I heard it, but after a while I didn't like it so much. It is still a really good song, though.



3. Come As You Are
4.8 Stars

I have the same opinion on this song with In Bloom, except when I hear this song, I don't want to turn it off or ever have it end.



4. Breed
4.8 Stars

A really awesome song, the guitar sounds awesome at every part of the song, same with the drums and bass, and the lyrics are really creative.



5. Lithium
4.7 Stars

This song sounds really cool on guitar, and the "I'm not gonna crack" part is my favorite part of the whole song.



6. Polly
4.6 Stars

Polly is an awesome acoustic song, although I like the unplugged version better. My favorite part is the chorus.



7. Territorial Pissings
4.5 Stars

This song is pretty good, but its not as catchy as all their other songs, but the sound of the guitar and the intro were pretty cool.



8. Drain You
5 Stars

My favorite song off the album, it is probably one of the best songs Nirvana has ever written. I highly recommend that you listen to it.



9. Lounge Act
4.6 Stars

This was my favorite song for a while, until I started listening to Drain You a lot more. it has a really cool bass line through the intro and verse, really fun to play, and the lyrics are pretty awesome.



10. Stay Away
4.7 Stars

This song is fantastic.



11. On A Plain
4.6 Stars

I like this song a lot, but for some reason I don't like the unplugged version at all. But the one thing I don't really like about it is that it isn't that catchy



12. Something In The Way
4.7 Stars

A really slow song, but like with On A Plain, I don't like the unplugged version, I really like the sound of his voice during the chorus.



Song Average: 4.7 Stars
My Overall Average: 4.9 Stars

I thought this album was awesome, and you should probably listen to it right away, and if you don't have any Nirvana albums, get this one first, then you should get In Utero, which is my favorite album by them. This is definitely one of the best albums I've ever listened to. I hoped you enjoyed my review on Nevermind.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols

Monday, September 22, 2008

Here is my review on Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols - Sex Pistols



1. Holidays in the Sun
5 Stars

My favorite song off the entire album, I love everything about this song, there isn't really anything else to really say about it, its pretty much a perfect song.



2. Bodies
4.6 Stars

A really cool song with a really cool intro, and also, really awesome lyrics when you sit there and think about them. I love the chorus of the song, really catchy.



3. No Feelings
4 Stars

The only part I really like about this song is the chorus, but the verses are still great. I thought the solo was awesome, though.



4. Liar
3.9 Stars

The verses are pretty repetitive, and the chorus is fun to listen to, that's about it.



5. Problems
3.7 Stars

My least favorite song out of the album. The chorus and the end are way too repetitive, but the verses are still good.



6. God Save The Queen
4.9 Stars

Of course I'm going to say this song was good, but it's just so fun to listen to, sing to, and even play the guitar to. I mean, just the musical part gets stuck in my head.



7. Seventeen
5 Stars

This is my second favorite song on the album. Awesome intro, awesome lyrics, and also awesome music.



8. Anarchy in the U.K.
5 Stars

And of course I'm also going to like this song, but who doesn't? The solo is awesome, and the verses and chorus are perfect. If your going to listen to any Sex Pistols song, this one should be your first.



9. Submission
5 Stars

I like this one better than the song before. Everything about it is awesome, but I didn't really like this song for a while.



10. Pretty Vacant
4.1 Stars

I didn't like this song for a while, either. It still isn't one of the best songs on the album, though. But I hear that lot of other people like it.


11. New York
4 Stars

This song is pretty much the exact same thing as Pretty Vacant in my opinion.


12. EMI
5 Stars

One of the best songs on the album. That's all I have to say.



Average Song Rating: 4.5 Stars
My Overall Rating: 4.7 Stars

I thought this was a great album, and I recommend that you listen to it, because it was definitely worth listening to. This is one of my favorite albums of all time, and I hope you enjoyed my review on it.

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